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  So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night

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  U should. Its a good ice breaker

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.

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  It was so scary.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?

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