After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
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Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
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It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?