Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now