Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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