Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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