I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
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its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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