The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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