Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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