After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
