ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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