he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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