Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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