i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
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Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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