I think I just saw someone hide a body.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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