I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
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I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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