I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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