writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
why is half of my head shaved?
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