Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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