and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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