I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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