yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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