I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
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he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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