I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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