problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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