Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
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eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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