there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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