WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
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At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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