is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Dear god my vagina.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
