I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
