Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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