He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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