Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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