We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
organizing the empties. That sober.
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You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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