Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
