my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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