Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
Randomize