But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
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