that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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