she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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