school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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