38 yer olds are good kisserssss
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
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He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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