Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
this hospital has no fireball
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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