i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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