Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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