In the future we'll all be gay
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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