I am in a vortex of obligation.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
