I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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