"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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