yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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