Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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