Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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