that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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