So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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