Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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