Midget sex pt 2 tonight
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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