but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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